Start | Be born | Sleep | Play | Study | Sleep | Dream | Awake | Play | Kill | Live | Love | Go to jail | Escape | Travel | Die | Go to the cemetery | End
Sun can burn and make red. Sunscreen helps. Sun also make heat. Too much heat bad. Ook. Heat kill me father. Heat make water go away. Makes drought. Ug need water to live. Sun hates water. Sun bad. Sun give Uglina unhealthy tan. Oprah says unhealthy tans bad. Uglina should listen to Oprah. Sun have magnetic problem. Magnets mess up Ug's Tivo. Ug no able record CSI: Miami. Ug like CSI. Ug sad he no able watch CSI. Uh oh. Ug digress again. Too much sun give you skin cancer. Skin cancer very bad. CDC newsletter say skin cancer bad. But Ug no plagiarize from CDC newsletter. Plagiarism bad. Oook. Sun also burn out in many years. But that not for long time. Lucky Ug, Ug no be around when sun dies. But you might. Oook.
Me now:"OOOOOHHH."
I can't think of any other words to describe the cuteness of this photo